Big Calves Sticker
Big Calves Sticker
This sticker contains the soul of a man who:
Has the second biggest calves on the football team
Got hit in the head and forgot Nutter Butters existed
Drinks Chloraseptic® in his coffee
Insists his headache is from chocolate he ate last week
Gets tired when his hair is too long
So beware if you buy this sticker! You might be minding your own business one day and feel a gentle tap on the shoulder from this guy. If that happens, do not make eye contact, or the next insane thing you hear may be your last — “…By da way boss man, sometimes when I'm watching TV and get tired, I like to close one eye so half of my brain can rest.“ — ☠️
Sticker info: Stickers are about 3x3 inches, and are printed in stunning detail with a semi-gloss finish. All stickers come from Stickermule, which is 100 times better than Redbubble or anywhere else. A wonderful addition to any MacBook, notebook, Trapper-Keeper, or elsewhere. These are not weather-proof and not recommended for outside application. Will ship to anywhere in the world, but please be sure to include your address in a format my United States brain can understand.